"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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