Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Pants are for mortals
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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