Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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