he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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