Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Are my feet made of real feet?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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