Don't you send me to vm
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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