she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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