at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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