We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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