Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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