I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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