I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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