8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize