Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
