Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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