"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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