he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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