Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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