I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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