omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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