too bad you live with your parents still
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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