i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
i now understand why vodka
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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