Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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