Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize