i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
