p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Dear god my vagina.
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