he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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