she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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