What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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