Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
you never un-have a 4some
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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