Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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