Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
BRING THE BAGELS
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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