she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
We smell like vodka and hangover
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