My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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