Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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