I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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