oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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