fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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