I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You left your phone here
Wait...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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