"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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