More tranny stories later!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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