Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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