this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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