mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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