would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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