Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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