make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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