Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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