The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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