Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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