I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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