Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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